COOKING with SEMEN: 101 Quick and Delicious Recipes: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6”X9” Paperback – Fool Your Friends with This Awesome Gift! the New
£9.03
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Cooking with Semen 101 Quick and Delicious Recipes:
Hilarious, Inappropriate and extremely rude, this outrageous notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows.
Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends or co-workers by gifting them this laugh out loud, customized daily journal.
Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus.
Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or budding Chef. The look on the recipients face will be priceless!
Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table.
From the blurb:
Semen is a nutritious ingredient for cooking. The taste of semen may be dynamic, complex and milky. This cookbook provides you with 101 most delicious recipes using sperm.
According to research, semen is rich in potassium, selenium, cobalt and copper – the essentials! This book hence has presented a way which these nutrients can be maximized. Now get your mouth watered, sit back and relax as we dive into this amazing absurdity.
Features:
- Size: 6” x 9” inch
- Paper: College-ruled on white paper
- Pages: 110 high quality pages
- Cover: Soft, matte cover
- Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils
- Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college
- Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls
- Hand designed, Unique gift.
Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 110 page 6”x9” ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it’s the real thing.
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